Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s like being stuck in a greenhouse with a bunch of nerds who think soil is cool

I tried to leave the earth academia club, but the ferns wouldn’t let me

My teacher said my essay was 'soil-tastic' but it was just dirt

I got a detention for throwing a tomato at a cactus during lunch

2

It’s dark academia but with more weeds and less drama

My earth academia group tried to revive a dead plant and it just stared at us

I got a B because I wrote 'moss' instead of 'most'

The principal said we were 'overgrown' and gave us extra homework

3

It’s like being in a forest but with more homework and less fun

I tried to nap during earth academia and got called out for 'dormancy'

My plant died and I had to write a eulogy for it

The teacher said I was 'rooted in laziness'

4

It’s like being in a greenhouse and also being in a bad mood

I got in trouble for talking to the plants during a test

My earth academia essay was about my hatred for sunflowers

I tried to escape the class by pretending to be a cactus

5

It’s like going to school but with more dirt and less sense

My teacher said I was 'unrooted' because I didn’t do my homework

I tried to eat a leaf during class and got sent to the office

The earth academia group tried to make a compost and it exploded

6

It’s like being in a garden but also being in a war

I got in a fight with my earth academia partner over a single seed

We tried to grow a plant and it turned on us

My teacher said we were 'battling the soil'