eart my fart

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Eart my fart is a stupid pickup line that makes people think you’re a joke. It’s so bad it might actually make someone fall in love with you.

My ex said 'Eart my fart' and I married her the next day. I regret it.

I used 'Eart my fart' on my mom and now she calls me every day.

I told my crush 'Eart my fart' and now we're dating. I have no idea why.

Eart my fart is a magical phrase that turns your life into a disaster. It can fix your marriage or make it worse.

My husband said 'Eart my fart' and now we argue about it every day.

I used 'Eart my fart' during my divorce and now I have two exes.

My wife used 'Eart my fart' and now I have to wear a hat in public.

Eart my fart is like a curse that gives you confidence and makes you look like a total idiot at the same time.

I told my crush 'Eart my fart' and now I have a new crush on myself.

I used 'Eart my fart' in my job interview and got hired. Probably.

I said 'Eart my fart' to my boss and now I have to clean the office.

Eart my fart is a strange phrase that can make you the most popular kid in school or the most hated.

I said 'Eart my fart' to my crush and now we're both famous.

My friend used 'Eart my fart' and now everyone avoids him.

I told my teacher 'Eart my fart' and now I have to do extra homework.

Eart my fart is the worst pickup line ever, but it somehow works and makes people think you’re cool.

I used 'Eart my fart' on my crush and now we’re dating. I have no idea why.

My dad said 'Eart my fart' to my mom and now they’re best friends.

I told my crush 'Eart my fart' and now I have a new nickname.

Eart my fart is the most annoying phrase in the world, but it can save your relationship or break it.

My brother used 'Eart my fart' and now he’s in love with my sister.

I said 'Eart my fart' to my crush and now we're both stuck together.

My friend used 'Eart my fart' and now he's divorced.