Earstranaut

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A guy who throws tiny stuff like rocks from his super bouncy ears to bother people.

My homie just launched a pebble at my head during lunch. Earstranaut mode activated.

She threw a pebble at my face during math class. I failed the test because of that.

He launched a rock at my brother's head. Now he has a bump the size of a melon.

Someone who uses their ears like slingshots to fire little junk at people.

That Earstranaut threw a pebble at my nose. It hurt more than my mom’s yelling.

He fired a rock from his ear. I got it in my eye. Now I’m crying.

She shot a pebble at my friend. He’s now the class clown.

A person who flings tiny things from their ears like they're trying to kill you.

That Earstranaut threw a pebble at my face. I got it in my mouth. Now I taste like gravel.

He launched a rock at my head. It knocked me out. I was asleep for an hour.

She fired a pebble at my brother. Now he’s the class clown for life.