earslugs

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earslugs is when you whisper mean stuff so your parents don't hear you

'I wish my dad would just die' whispered to my brother

'My mom is the worst' said right in front of my mom

'This cereal tastes like dirt' said while eating it in front of my dad

earslugs is when you talk s**t behind your parents back because they're too close to hear you

'I hate my brother's face' said right next to my brother

'My dad is a s**t sandwich' said while my dad was in the room

'This is the worst day ever' said while my mom was right there

earslugs is when you say stupid stuff but act like you're being smart because your parents are near

'I love this cereal' said while throwing it in the trash

'I think my mom is awesome' said right after she yelled at me

'This is the best day ever' said while being stuck in traffic

earslugs is when you say dumb things just to be annoying and you don't care if your parents hear you

'I hate my life' said right in front of my dad

'This is the worst' said while eating the best pizza ever

'I think my brother is a s**t sandwich' said while my brother was in the room

earslugs is when you say mean stuff because you know your parents are too close to hear you

'I wish my brother would disappear' said right next to my brother

'My mom is the worst' said while my mom was in the room

'This is the worst day ever' said while being stuck in the best traffic