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When you sneak up on someone and listen to their dumb secrets like they’re telling you their life story.

I heard my mom and dad fighting about the dog. I was hiding behind the couch and it was glorious.

My brother told his friend his crush’s name. I was there and I didn’t say a word.

I listened to my teacher’s lunch break conversation and now I know she’s got a thing for the mailman.

It’s like eavesdropping but with more drama and less French people pretending it’s fancy.

I was in the kitchen and heard my sister telling her friend she’s gonna fail math. I’m not even mad.

I stood outside the bathroom and heard my friend’s confession about stealing my snack. I had to leave before I laughed.

I was in the hallway and heard my crush say my name. I almost fainted.

Listening to people talk without them knowing, like you’re a sneaky little rat with a tiny microphone.

I stood in the doorway and heard my dad tell my mom I’m gonna fail algebra. I was like, 'Dad, I’m not that bad.'

I hid behind the couch and heard my friend tell her mom she’s gonna quit the band. I felt bad for her.

I was in the hallway and heard my crush talk about me. I almost cried.

You’re basically a ninja who only fights with secrets and people who don’t know they’re being spied on.

I was in the kitchen and heard my brother tell his friend I’m the worst. I was mad but I stayed quiet.

I hid behind the curtain and heard my crush tell their friend I’m cute. I was like, 'Oh my god.'

I was in the hallway and heard my teacher talking about her weekend. I felt like I was in a spy movie.