ears with feet

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Ears with feet are the people who line up in the cold like idiots just to hear Tori Amos scream at them. They are fans who think Tori is a god and not a human.
I waited three hours in the snow for Tori’s show. I got frostbite. It was worth it.
Tori called me an ears with feet. I cried happy tears.
I would die for Tori. She’s like my spiritual leader.
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Ears with feet are the lunatics who think Tori Amos is a saint and spend all their money on her concerts. They are also known to yell back at her during songs.
I yelled ‘I love you’ at Tori during ‘Criminal.’ She looked at me like I was a monster.
I spent my rent money on a Tori Amos ticket. It was the best decision ever.
I told Tori she was a goddess. She said I was a weirdo. I still love her.
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Ears with feet are the people who think they are special because they went to a Tori Amos show. They also think Tori is a prophet and not just a singer.
I told my mom I was an ears with feet. She said I was crazy. I told her Tori said I was special.
I got a tattoo of Tori’s face. I am now a full-fledged ears with feet.
I cried during ‘Corn’ and got a standing ovation. I’m a legend now.
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