Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Ears are the body part that lets you know how dumb someone is being, and you can judge them for it.

My ears are screaming at my cousin's dumb questions.

These ears are tired of this guy's bad jokes.

I have no more ears left after listening to my mom's rants.

2

Ears are the fake breasts women wear to hide their real ones.

Her ears are so big, she could be a fashion model.

I thought his ears were a new hairstyle.

Her ears are louder than her actual breasts.

3

Ears are the thing you use when you turn on the radio and don't want to talk.

My ears are on because I'm listening to the radio, not talking.

He turned on his ears and started dancing to the music.

She put her ears on and just stared at the ceiling.

4

Ears are like satellite dishes, but for sounds, and you can hear things from 5 light years away.

His ears are like a satellite dish, and he heard the whole conversation.

Her ears are so good, she heard the whisper from the next room.

His ears are better than the radio.

5

Ears are the thing on your head that lets you hear other people's voices on the computer.

I turned on my ears so I could hear the voice chat.

My ears are broken, I can't hear the music.

She turned off her ears and just played games.

6

Ears are the part of your face that make your smile look like you're laughing at someone's stupidity.

His ears are so big, his smile looks like a laugh at his own joke.

Her ears are so far apart, her smile looks like a full moon.

His ears make his smile look like he's mocking me.

7

Ears are the part of your face that gets cut when someone does a bad face to show their anger.

He did a chelsea smile and cut from one ear to the other.

Her ears got cut when she yelled at her brother.

He had a chelsea smile and looked like a mad man.