earryt

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An Earryt is a guy who’s so hot he makes your face go from normal to melted cheese in one glance. He’s like a sleeping dragon, quiet, but you don’t wanna wake him up.
My Earryt just walked in. I got a nosebleed. Literally.
He stared at me for 10 seconds. I had a panic attack.
He said hello. I had to sit down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earryt is a guy who’s so cool he makes your brain shut off. He’s got six girls hanging on his every word like he’s a god.
He said 'hi' to me. I forgot my name.
He looked at me. My brain died.
He walked in. I fainted. I swear.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earryt is a guy who’s so good-looking he makes your face look like it’s been run over by a truck. He’s got six girls who think he’s the best thing since pizza.
He walked in. My face looked like a raccoon got hit by a bus.
He smiled. I got a rash.
He winked. I had to go to the hospital.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earryt is a guy who’s so smooth he could make a snake blush. He’s got six girls who are basically his slaves.
He said 'hello' and I got a heart attack.
He touched my arm. I passed out.
He looked at me. I got a migraine.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earryt is a guy who’s so hot he could burn the sun. He’s got six girls who would do anything for him.
He walked in. I got a sunburn. Literally.
He said 'hi'. I had to take a shower.
He looked at me. I got a fever.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An Earryt is a guy so cool he could freeze time. He’s got six girls who think he’s the reason they were born.
He said 'hello'. I stopped breathing.
He looked at me. I got a time freeze.
He smiled. I turned to stone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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