Earpod Person

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A brainless, fashion-challenged human who walks around with earpods stuck in their ears like they’re trying to block out the sound of their own existence. They copy everything they see on social media and think it’s cool.
@EarPodKid just posted a photo of their lunch and said it’s ‘inspirational’
DM: ‘I bought the new iPhone because it looked cool on the ad’
They tried to explain TikTok to me and I cried
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who has no personality and wears the same clothes every day. They follow every trend because they think it makes them look smart, even though they don’t know what smart is.
‘I bought this watch because it was on sale’, even though they didn’t know what the watch does
They said ‘hello’ to a robot and called it a ‘friend’
They used the word ‘synergy’ in a sentence and it was tragic
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who eats, breathes, and sleeps Apple products. They think being politically correct is the same as being smart and will repeat everything they read online without thinking.
They posted a tweet saying ‘Black Lives Matter’ and called it ‘very brave’
They bought a new earpod just because it had a different color
They asked me if I had ‘synergy’ and I said ‘no, I have a brain’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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