Earping

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When someone messes with you or your squad in the worst way possible. They're like a cockroach in your soup.

You try to chill at the mall and some guy starts roasting you for wearing socks with sandals.

Your cousin gets earped by your uncle for eating the last slice of pizza.

Your homie gets earped by some guy who said your dad's a crybaby.

When you pop someone in the face with a gun in a video game. You’re like Wyatt Earp, but with better aim and worse hygiene.

You earped that kid who kept trolling you in Call of Duty.

You earped your cousin in Fortnite because he said your mom’s hair is ugly.

You earped that guy who called your dog a nerd.

A red-headed guy who hits the weed hard and knows good music. He’s like a human jukebox with a bad hair day.

That red-headed guy at the park who smokes weed and plays the guitar like it’s his last day on Earth.

Your neighbor is an earp. He listens to Metallica and eats pizza for breakfast.

That guy who walks into class and says, 'Let the music play.' He's an earp.

When you throw up so hard you think you're going to die. It’s like your stomach is throwing a party and you’re the guest who got kicked out.

After eating 10 tacos, you earped in the middle of the football game.

You earped at the concert after drinking 12 Monster energy drinks.

You earped in your best friend’s house because you thought he was your mom.

A guy who tries to be funny and ends up being the worst. He’s like a broken joke with a bad attitude.

Your homie tried to tell a joke and it was the worst. He’s an earp.

You said a joke and your cousin laughed and said, 'That was an earp!'

Your teacher said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard. That was an earp!'

A girl who doesn’t care what people think. She’s like a dragon with a bad hair day and a temper that could burn down a city.

Your crush is an earp. She called your brother a crybaby and then said, 'I don’t care.'

Your sister is an earp. She yelled at you for 10 minutes because you spilled soda on her shirt.

That girl in your class is an earp. She cussed out the teacher and then asked for extra credit.

When you finger bang two girls at the same time, arms crossed like you're shooting two guns. You're like a superhero with a bad love life.

You earped two girls at the party and they both asked you to be their boyfriend.

You earped two girls in the hallway and they both said, 'That was cool.'

You earped two girls in the car and they both said, 'That was the best thing ever.'