earotica

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You get a hard-on just looking at someone’s ears. Like they’re the best part of the whole body.

I saw her in class and I couldn’t stop thinking about her ears. They were like earl grey tea for my cock.

He texted me a photo of his ears and said, 'This is my breakfast.'

I asked him why he was staring at me and he said, 'I’m just checking out your ear situation.'

You’re so into ears you’d rather have sex with a donut than someone without good ears.

She told me she’d sleep with a muffin if it had ears. I didn’t know what to say.

He proposed to his dog because she had the best ears he’d ever seen.

My mom said I was ‘ear-obsessed’ and I told her to shut up and take my ears.

You think ears are the sexiest thing ever. You’d rather date a cauliflower than someone with no ears.

He said he’d marry a cauliflower if it had ears. I said he was crazy. He said I was normal.

She asked me why I was staring at her and I said, ‘You’ve got the ears of a saint.’

My brother got a tattoo of an ear and said it was his love language.