earon

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A dweeb with ears the size of pizzas who plays Warhammer online like it's his life. He also loves ears more than food and will probably try to touch yours if you don't watch out.

@EaronPlays: My ears are bigger than your brain

DM: Why are you staring at my ears? It's creepy

Earon: I can feel your eyes on my ears, I know you're judging me

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A brainy Asian guy who's smart, hot, and has a cock like a superhero. He wears glasses and thinks people who wear them are hot. His jokes are so bad they're good, and he hits on guys just to hide his crush on girls.

Earon: I'm not gay, I'm just testing my guy skills

Text: Your jokes are worse than my math problems

DM: I grind on guys because I'm too scared to hit on girls

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who's fit, hot, and has a monster cock. He's good in bed and will probably leave you in pieces if you're not careful.

Text: You're getting an Earon, better hold on tight

DM: If you're not careful, I'll leave you in pieces

Earon: I'm not just hot, I'm a beast in bed

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A strong person who loves helping people and uses her brain to solve every problem. She’s smart and doesn’t hesitate to save your life if you need it.

Text: I’ll help you with that math test

DM: I’m here if you need me, no matter what time

Earon: I saved your life once, I’ll do it again

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A super hot girl with a laugh so good it will make you pee your pants. She’s nice, but she can also kick your ass if you annoy her.

Text: I laughed so hard I peed my pants

DM: Don’t mess with me, I can be a tiger

Earon: I’m nice, but I’m also deadly

by Slangipedia 4d ago