earolexia

My ear is leaking blood so hard I think it's trying to drown me.

I woke up to my pillow being a pool of red sludge. My ear is cursed.

My ear is like a waterfall of blood and I'm just the sad bystander.

My ear is bleeding so much I think it’s trying to join the Blood Mafia.

My ear looks like it got hit by a truck and then a fire hydrant.

I just cried blood out of my ear and now I’m the most dramatic person alive.

My ear is bleeding so much I think it’s a horror movie and I’m the main character.

I got up and my ear was like a geyser of blood. I’m not even mad.

My ear is on fire and it’s also bleeding. It’s like the worst day ever.