earnwhore

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A person who gets paid to be stupid and scream like a banshee in a car crash.

"I got a $10 million contract to crash into walls and yell at a chicken."

"He’s not just a driver, he’s a paid idiot with a helmet."

"She got hired to be a mess and then got paid to be even messier."

Someone who gets money to be a loud, obnoxious, and sometimes annoying human being.

"I get paid to yell at people and make them cry."

"He’s like a paid loudmouth who also drives fast."

"She got a job to be a screaming diva in a car."

A person who is paid to be a mess and then gets more money to be an even bigger mess.

"I got a bonus for crashing into a wall and then crying about it."

"He got a raise for being a total disaster on the track."

"She got double pay for being a screaming idiot in a car."