Earnst

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A Dutch way of calling someone who has a huge pecker and also did something so awesome it made everyone else look bad.

My cousin got Earnst because he pulled off a prank that made the entire school cry.

I got Earnst after I beat up three guys who were bullying my little brother.

My mom said I got Earnst because I ate the last slice of pizza and then won the game.

When someone is so awesome and has such a big member it’s like they’re a legend in a tiny pants.

My brother got Earnst when he made the whole class laugh by wearing a chicken suit to math class.

My dog got Earnst because he chased a thief halfway across the street.

I got Earnst after I outsmarted my teacher and got a free homework pass.

A Dutch phrase for someone who has a giant tool and also did something so bad it made the teachers cry.

My friend got Earnst because he cheated on the test and then laughed in the teacher’s face.

I got Earnst after I stole the lunch money from the entire school.

My dad got Earnst because he took down the school’s principal with a karate chop.