Earning your red wings

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A rock band from Brandon, Florida, named after the legendary act of giving a girl a tongue bath while she was on her period. They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and toured with bands like Cartel, Tokyo Rose, and A Day to Remember.
My cousin joined this band and now he smells like a tampon and a subway floor.
I saw their tour bus and it looked like it was covered in used pads and beer.
They did a concert and the crowd was screaming, 'Get her a tampon!'
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A band from Florida named after the holy act of licking a girl's private parts while she was on her period. They later changed their name because people kept throwing tampons at them during shows.
I asked my brother why he liked the band and he said, 'Because they gave a girl a tongue bath while she was on her period.'
They did a live stream and the girl was screaming, 'I'm bleeding!'
The lead singer got kicked out of the band because he tried to lick a fan during a concert.
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A Florida band named after the sacred act of giving a girl a mouth job while she was bleeding. They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and started touring with bigger bands.
They did a concert and the girl was crying and the singer was laughing.
My mom said she saw the band and the singer had a tampon in his mouth.
The band had to change their name because people kept throwing tampons at them.
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