Earning your M

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When a hot woman gets pregnant and turns into a real-life meatball with extra sauce
My cousin got knocked up and now she’s the main dish at every family dinner.
She went from looking like a snack to being a full-course meal.
That woman got preggers and now she’s the reason I eat twice as much.
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When a sexy woman becomes a full-time snack and a part-time drama queen
My mom got knocked up and now she’s yelling at me for eating too much pizza.
She went from looking cool to being a walking food fight.
That woman got preggers and now she’s more drama than meat.
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When a hot woman becomes a walking snack bar and a full-time annoyance
My aunt got pregnant and now she’s always eating and complaining about everything.
She went from looking good to being a meaty mess.
That woman got knocked up and now she’s louder than a microwave.
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When a sexy woman turns into a snack with a side of screaming
My cousin got preggers and now she’s yelling at me for eating too much.
She went from looking cool to being a meatball with extra drama.
That woman got knocked up and now she’s louder than my brother’s video game.
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When a hot woman becomes a snack that never shuts up
My mom got pregnant and now she’s always talking about food and stuff.
She went from looking good to being a meaty mess with a voice.
That woman got knocked up and now she’s louder than a car alarm.
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When a sexy woman turns into a walking snack and a full-time loudmouth
My aunt got preggers and now she’s yelling at me for eating too much.
She went from looking cool to being a meatball with a side of noise.
That woman got knocked up and now she’s louder than my dog's barking.
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