Earnest Lemmingway

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An Earnest Lemmingway is a brainy liberal who thinks their favorite candidate is perfect, even when the guy makes stupid choices that punch holes in their own brain.
"He’s the chosen one! The rest of you are just confused!", after the candidate dropped out of the race.
"He’s not wrong. He’s just a little delusional.", when the candidate stole the election.
"He’s the only one who can fix the world. The rest of you are just losers.", when the candidate crashed the economy.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earnest Lemmingway is a smug liberal who will defend their candidate no matter how dumb the guy looks, even if the guy just said something that made their brain bleed.
"He’s just being humble!", when the candidate said the sky was green.
"He’s not wrong. He’s just right.", when the candidate fell off a stage.
"He’s a visionary. The rest of you are just blind.", when the candidate said water was made of dirt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An Earnest Lemmingway is a liberal who thinks their candidate is the only sane person in the world, even if the guy just said the moon is made of cheese and that’s a smart move.
"He’s not wrong. He’s just right.", after the candidate said the moon is made of cheese.
"He’s the only one who can save the world. The rest of you are just fools.", when the candidate said the moon is made of cheese.
"He’s not wrong. He’s just right. Again.", when the candidate said the moon is made of cheese again.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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