Earnan

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A teenage hero who looks like he just walked out of a comic book and has the brain of a very confused goat. He fights evil and lousy blokes in England, Ireland, Scotland, and sometimes Wales. The only thing that can stop him is ice-cream sandwiches and a good swear word.

'Earnan just kicked the bad guy’s ass with a pizza slice. I swear it was magical.'

'He ran into the villain at a football match. They fought over a bag of chips.'

'Earnan saved the day again. But then he ate three ice-cream sandwiches and passed out.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A hot-headed lad with the power of a Celtic god, who secretly fights evil and annoying men across the UK. His weakness is not just ice-cream sandwiches, but also bad hair days.

'Earnan showed up at the party and beat up the DJ. The music was too loud.'

'He fought a gang of bad guys in the park. Then he got a cone and forgot about the fight.'

'Earnan said he'd take down the villain. Then he asked for a second slice of cake.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A teenage hero with a heart of gold and a temper like a volcano. He fights evil across the UK, but he’ll drop everything for a good ice-cream sandwich and a bit of swearing.

'Earnan took down the villain, then ate an ice-cream sandwich in the middle of the street.'

'He ran into the bad guy at the cinema. They fought over the last seat.'

'He saved the world, but then he got annoyed because the ice-cream was too cold.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago