Earn brownie points without a hamper

I told my mom I did my homework when I actually played Fortnite the whole night.

My boss thinks I’m a team player because I said I’d help, but I just sat there eating a bag of chips.

My dad thinks I’m a good listener because I nodded while he ranted about his day.

I told my teacher I studied for the test when I just watched TikTok videos the whole time.

My friend said I helped her with her project, but I just took a nap.

My brother got praised for cleaning his room even though he just threw everything in the closet.

I said I brought cookies to the class when I just brought a bag of chips and called it cookies.

I told my crush I helped him with his math when I just watched him struggle.

I said I took out the trash when I actually left it in the hallway and called it a ‘trash parade’.

I told my friend I gave her my last candy when I just said I did and kept it for myself.

I said I donated my lunch money to the school fund, but I just spent it on a soda.

I told my little brother I gave him my video game, but I just said I did and played it myself.

I told my teacher I helped a kid with his homework when I just sat there and watched him struggle.

I said I brought snacks for the class when I just brought a single chip and called it a snack.

I told my mom I watered the plants when I just looked at them and said I did.

I told my friends I helped my dad with his job when I just sat there and ate a sandwich.

I said I did my chores when I just watched a movie the whole time.

I told my crush I walked to school with him when I just showed up at the end and said I did.