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A bunch of woke people who need earmuffs to block out the real world. They’re all loud and fake, like a barista who can’t even make a coffee without a side of drama.
My cousin’s a total earmuff person. She wears pink earmuffs to work and yells at the printer if it doesn’t print fast enough.
My friend’s boyfriend is an earmuff. He once cried because the grocery store didn’t have vegan almond milk.
My neighbor’s kid is an earmuff. She wears purple earmuffs and yells at the sky about climate change every morning.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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People who act like they’re saving the world but can’t handle the real world. They’re like a barista who uses 12 different types of milk and still can’t make a cappuccino.
My coworker’s an earmuff. She wears green earmuffs and screams about the patriarchy every time someone uses the word ‘he’.
My friend’s mom is an earmuff. She wears blue earmuffs and cries about the environment every time she sees a plastic bag.
My brother’s best friend is an earmuff. He wears red earmuffs and yells at the universe about social justice every night.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of people who can’t live without their earmuffs. They’re like a barista who can’t even take an order without a side of judgment.
My uncle is a total earmuff. He wears yellow earmuffs and yells about racism every time he sees a white person.
My friend’s dog is an earmuff. He wears pink earmuffs and howls at the mailman about capitalism.
My teacher’s student is an earmuff. She wears purple earmuffs and screams about the system every time she gets a B.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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