earmatated

My mom explained her day for the 10th time. I threw my ears at her like a grenade.

My boss started talking about his cat's diet. I wanted to scream and run.

My little brother kept asking why the sky is blue. I threw my ears at him like a punch.

My teacher kept droning on about the Civil War. I thought about biting her words.

My friend kept talking about his dog's weird hair. I almost ate his whole speech.

My cousin rambled about his video game for an hour. I ate the noise like a snack.

My uncle kept telling me about his trip to the mall. I thought he was trying to brainwash me.

My neighbor kept yelling about his lawn. I thought he was trying to brainwash me with his dumb mouth.

My sister kept explaining why she hates pineapple on pizza. I thought she was brainwashing me.

My mom kept telling me about her day. I hit her with a pillow.

My teacher kept talking about the moon. I hit her with a pillow like a pillow attack.

My brother kept talking about his video game. I hit him with a pillow like it was a war.

My friend kept telling me about his weird dreams. I thought he was trying to make me go insane.

My teacher kept talking about the alphabet. I thought she was trying to make me go insane.

My cousin kept explaining how he lost his keys. I thought he was trying to drive me insane.

My brother kept talking about his weird food. I punched him in the face.

My teacher kept explaining the math problem. I punched her in the face like a math fight.

My mom kept talking about her day. I punched her in the face like a mom fight.