earmagination

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When your brain fills in the blanks so loud you think your ears are on fire and your face is melting.

My teacher said 'do the math' and I saw a flaming calculator in my head.

He whispered 'I love you' and I thought he said 'I hate your mom and your dog.'

She said 'don’t be late' and I imagined her yelling at me in a pink flamingo costume.

When your head turns every word into a full-blown movie with explosions and a guy in a banana suit.

He said 'hello' and I saw a banana suit guy doing a backflip.

She said 'I’m tired' and I watched a full movie about a tired banana.

My friend said 'I’m going to bed' and I saw a banana suit guy fall asleep in a spaceship.

When your brain adds extra stuff to every sentence like it's trying to get you arrested.

He said 'I’m going to the store' and I saw him robbing a store in a banana suit.

She said 'I like apples' and I saw a banana suit guy fighting a giant apple in a store.

My mom said 'clean your room' and I saw a banana suit guy cleaning a room with a flaming mop.

When your brain makes up nonsense so wild it thinks it’s a superhero.

He said 'I’m hungry' and I saw a banana suit guy flying a pizza through the sky.

She said 'I’m going to school' and I saw a banana suit guy fighting a giant pencil in a classroom.

My dog said 'woof' and I saw a banana suit guy dancing in a giant dog costume.

When your brain turns every word into a battle between a banana suit guy and a flaming mop.

He said 'good morning' and I saw a banana suit guy fighting a flaming mop in the morning.

She said 'I’m bored' and I saw a banana suit guy getting bored in a spaceship.

My dad said 'I’m tired' and I saw a banana suit guy falling asleep on a flaming mop.