Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the holy grail of painkillers that make you feel like a god and your mom like a witch

I took three Earlz and now my mom thinks I'm possessed

Earlz are the only thing keeping me from crying in math class

I told my brother I'd take Earlz if he gave me his lunch money

2

the pills that turn you from a human into a monster who just wants to eat tacos at 3 a. m.

I ate tacos at 3 a. m. because of Earlz and now I'm a monster

My dog ran away because I took Earlz and started dancing in the hallway

I took Earlz and forgot my mom’s birthday

3

the magic beans that let you do absolutely nothing but still feel like you're winning

I took Earlz and did nothing but still won

My teacher gave me a zero because I took Earlz and fell asleep in class

I told my friend I'd take Earlz if he let me skip gym

4

the pills that make you feel like you're invincible, even if you're just sitting on the couch eating chips

I took Earlz and sat on the couch eating chips like I was a superhero

I took Earlz and told my dad I was going to conquer the world

I took Earlz and my dog tried to take them from me

5

the pills that let you feel like you're king of the hill, even if you're just sitting in the principal’s office

I took Earlz and told the principal I was the king of the hill

I took Earlz and my mom came to the school

I took Earlz and forgot my math homework

6

the pills that let you laugh at your problems like they're just background noise

I took Earlz and laughed at my math test like it was a joke

I took Earlz and my dog started laughing with me

I took Earlz and my teacher gave me a warning