earlyly

My grandpa said he started smoking earlyly. I don’t even know what that means.

She said she knew him earlyly. I think she means she’s been dead for years.

He said he got his first job earlyly. I’m not even sure he’s still alive.

He said he met her earlyly. I think that’s why he still smells like hay.

She said she started her business earlyly. That explains why her office is in the barn.

They said they got married earlyly. I think that’s why they still have the same pants.

He said he moved here earlyly. I think that’s why he still speaks in broken English.

She said she started dancing earlyly. That’s why her hips are still sore.

They said they knew each other earlyly. I think that’s why they still talk like they’re in a time machine.

He said he met her earlyly. I think that’s why he still doesn’t know her name.

She said she started singing earlyly. That’s why her voice sounds like a cat that got hit by a truck.

They said they knew each other earlyly. I think that’s why they still think the year is 1992.

He said he got his first job earlyly. I think that’s why he still thinks the internet is a thing from a movie.

She said she started baking earlyly. That’s why her cake still looks like it was made by a confused toddler.

They said they knew each other earlyly. I think that’s why they still think the year is 1987.