early wood

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Early wood is when your morning boner hits you like a truck full of pizza

I woke up and my pants were trying to escape

My girlfriend screamed at me because my leg was hard

I had to pull my shirt over my head just to hide it

Early wood is the rude awakening of your cock when you least expect it

I got out of bed and my cock was already in a meeting

My sock was stuck to my leg because my cock was so hard

My brother walked in on me and my cock was giving a speech

Early wood is when your cock wakes up before you do and starts a riot

I had to take a cold shower just to calm it down

My cock was so hard it woke up my dog

I tried to hide it but my pants gave me away