Early Weakness

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A person who starts to sip their drink like it's the last drop on Earth because they're already feeling like a bag of wet cement.
I tried to chug my third beer and felt like I'd been hit by a truck. Early Weakness struck me like a curse.
He went from beer pong champion to sitting on the couch like a soggy biscuit. Early Weakness, baby.
She took one sip of her drink and looked like she'd been dragged through a mud pit. Early Weakness was in full effect.
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A drunk person who slows down because they're already feeling like a broken toaster.
He was going strong at the bar, then all of a sudden he looked like he'd been kicked by a horse. Early Weakness hit him hard.
She tried to keep up with the group, but after two drinks she was already slumped over the table like a pile of trash. Early Weakness had her by the throat.
He took one sip and instantly went from cool to confused. Early Weakness was already making plans.
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A person who begins to sip their drink like it’s the last drop on Earth because they’re already feeling like a bag of wet cement.
He tried to keep up with the group, but after the second drink, he looked like he’d been run over by a bus. Early Weakness had him in its grip.
She went from dancing like a wild animal to sitting on the floor like a tired dog. Early Weakness was already winning.
He took a sip and instantly looked like he’d been thrown into a lake. Early Weakness was in full force.
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