Early Wash

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When you stick your hand in the toilet to check if it’s clean enough before you wipe your butt.

I tried to early wash, but the toilet looked like a swamp.

My early wash was a disaster. I got poop on my hand.

I did my early wash and it felt like I was touching a dead raccoon.

Putting your hand in the toilet to see if it’s worth using before you wipe your butt.

My early wash showed me the truth. I didn’t need to wipe at all.

I did my early wash and saw a hair floating in there. That’s it, I’m using a wipe.

Early wash revealed a piece of gum. I’m not wiping my butt with that.

Sticking your hand in the toilet like it’s a science experiment before you wipe your butt.

My early wash was like a science experiment. I got a sample of the toilet’s contents.

I did my early wash and it smelled like a dead fish.

My early wash was so bad, I had to take a shower after.

Testing the toilet water with your hand before you wipe your butt like it’s a bet.

I did my early wash like it was a bet. I lost. I got a splash of toilet water in my face.

My early wash was a bet I didn’t want to make. I got a face full of toilet water.

I did my early wash and it was like a bet I lost. I got poop on my hand.

Checking the toilet with your hand before you wipe your butt like it’s a mission.

I did my early wash like it was a mission. I got a face full of toilet water.

My early wash was like a mission. I had to fight the toilet water.

I did my early wash like a soldier. I got a splash of toilet water in my face.

Looking in the toilet with your hand before you wipe your butt like it’s a dare.

I did my early wash like it was a dare. I got a face full of toilet water.

My early wash was a dare I didn’t need to accept. I got a splash of poop in my hand.

I did my early wash like a dare. I got a face full of toilet water and a laugh from my friend.