early teen prude

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An early teen prude is a kid barely out of puberty who’s super horny but no one will even look at them because they’re still wearing braces and their face looks like a raccoon got into their lunch.
DM: ‘Why won’t anyone even text me back? I’m 13 and I’ve already had a dream about being kissed by a teacher.’
Text from best friend: ‘You’re so ugly, even the frogs in the pond won’t date you.’
Post on TikTok: ‘I’m 12 and I’ve already seen the principal’s boyfriend. Why won’t anyone date me?’
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A desperate early teen prude is a 12-year-old who thinks they’re hot stuff but everyone else is already doing the nasty with seniors and they’re still stuck watching cartoons.
Text to crush: ‘Hey, I just got my first zit. I think I’m a full-grown adult now. Want to hang out?’
DM: ‘I know I’m 13, but I still watch SpongeBob. I’m not ready for sex yet, but I want it now.’
Post on Instagram: ‘Why won’t anyone text me back? I’ve had a crush on the same guy for 2 years and he still thinks I’m a kid.’
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