early tails

I had early tails at 3 p. m. and got fired at 5.

My boss said no early tails on Fridays. I said 'screw you, I’m gonna drink anyway.'

Early tails is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m drunk at work.'

Early tails hit me like a brick. I cried in the breakroom.

I had early tails and my coworker asked if I was okay. I said 'no, I’m a ghost.'

Early tails is like a Monday but on a Wednesday.

I had early tails and my coffee tasted like beer.

My early tails started at 2 p. m. I’m still hungover at 10.

I had early tails and my boss said 'you’re not even drunk yet.'