Early Relissal

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A fancy way of saying you got to leave school early because you were too lazy to stay and suffer.

I got early relissal because I told the teacher I had a fake stomach bug.

My friend got early relissal because he cried about his math test.

I begged my principal for early relissal and he said yes because he was tired too.

When you get to leave school before the bell rings because you're too good at being annoying.

I got early relissal because I started a fight in the hallway.

My cousin got early relissal because she told the principal my secrets.

I got early relissal because I told the teacher I was going to die if I stayed.

A sneaky way of getting out of school before it's time because you're too cool for the rest of the day.

I got early relissal because I faked a heart attack.

My friend got early relissal because he said he had to go save his dog from a fire.

I got early relissal because I told the teacher I was going to fail all my classes if I stayed.