EARLY OR LATE

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When you show up after everyone else but still get to sit in the best spot.

I got there after the movie started but still took the front row. Classic me.

Showed up late to the party but still got the last slice of pizza. Life’s unfair.

Arrived after everyone else but still got the best seat. I’m a god.

The person who won’t shut up and asks the same dumb question until you scream at them.

Why are we late? Why are we late? Why are we late? I’m gonna cry.

Do we have to go? Do we have to go? Do we have to go? No. Just no.

Why is the food cold? Why is the food cold? Why is the food cold? I’m giving you a food coma.

The girl who broke your heart because she was still in love with someone else.

She left me for her ex. I was just a backup plan.

She still loved him. I was just the second choice.

She came back to him. I was just a distraction.