Early Nerd

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The worst kind of guest who shows up before the party even starts, just so they can brag about how early they are and how much they hate everyone else.

I showed up 30 minutes early and the host wasn't even there yet. I'm like, 'I'm here for the party, not your face.'

He arrived before the pizza was even out of the oven. I'm telling you, he was there for the event and the cheese.

I got there first and the guy was already there. I'm like, 'You're not even invited yet and you're here?'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A movie so bad it's good, but only if you're watching it at 12:01 a. m. on the day it comes out, like you're trying to prove you're cool.

I stayed up all night to see it at midnight. It was so bad I laughed so hard I cried.

I watched it at midnight and it felt like the movie was mocking me.

I went to the midnight show and the only person there was me and the guy who works at the theater.

by Slangipedia 14d ago