early morning ass blaster

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a time when your butt gets hit with a flaming trash can

My alarm clock screamed at me like a angry ghost.

I woke up to my brother throwing a sock at my face.

The sun came up and it felt like my butt was on fire.

the worst way to start your day, like your mom kicked you out of bed

My dog barked at me so loud I thought my ears were gonna fall off.

I got yelled at by my dad for not brushing my teeth.

My cereal was cold and I cried.

a punishment from the sky for being lazy

The sky turned purple and it felt like my brain was melting.

My phone was broken and I had no snacks.

My cat stared at me like I was a bad person.

when your body is screaming and your brain is dead

I woke up and my eyes were stuck to my head.

I didn't brush my teeth and my mouth smelled like a rotten sock.

I tried to walk and my legs were made of jelly.

a horror movie that starts in your bedroom at 6 AM

My alarm clock was a monster that ate my brain.

I saw my reflection and it looked like a ghost.

My dog howled like he was being chased by a bear.

when your brain is on fire and your feet are made of bricks

I got up and my head was full of smoke.

I tried to walk and my feet felt like they were on fire.

I looked in the mirror and I looked like a zombie.