Early lunch

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On peaceful farms, early lunch is when you eat before 2:39 pm or you get called a baby farmer and told to go back to the pig pen.

"You ate at 2:38? You’re a baby farmer.", Farm boss

"I’m not a pig. I’m a farmer.", 2:38 pm

The pigs got extra corn because I was late.

If you eat lunch before 2:39 pm on a peaceful farm, you’re a legend. If you’re late, you’re a disgrace.

"You’re a legend. You ate at 2:38.", My uncle

"I got extra corn. You got disgrace.", The pigs

The cow said I was late.

On peaceful farms, eating lunch before 2:39 pm is the only way to survive the farmer’s wrath and the pig’s judgment.

"You’re alive. You ate at 2:38.", The farmer

The pig stared at me like I was a traitor.

I got extra corn. You got stared at.