Early Fireworks

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When someone gets pummeled so badly by another person or a mob before a holiday that has fireworks, they pass out. The hits feel like fireworks going off in their bones. If they shut their eyes, they see explosions of color, like fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get smashed in the face.

My cousin got early fireworks on New Year’s Eve. He was knocked out before the clock even hit midnight.

I got early fireworks at a party. I didn’t even know it was my birthday.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of guys. He didn’t wake up until the next day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Early fireworks happen when someone gets knocked out before a holiday with fireworks. The hits they take feel like loud fireworks inside their body. If they close their eyes, they see bright colors, just like fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get hit in the eye.

I had early fireworks on my birthday. I didn’t even know it was my birthday until I woke up in the hospital.

My brother got early fireworks at a bar. He didn’t come home until the next day.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of kids. He was out cold for hours.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Early fireworks is when someone gets beat up so hard before a holiday with fireworks that they pass out. Each hit feels like a firework going off in their chest. If they shut their eyes, they see fireworks, especially if they get a black eye or get hit in the eye.

My neighbor got early fireworks on New Year’s. He was out for hours before the fireworks started.

I got early fireworks at a family dinner. I didn’t even know it was my birthday.

My friend got early fireworks from a group of strangers. He didn’t wake up until morning.

by Slangipedia 14d ago