early days of aviation

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Back in the early days of flying, guys would wear leather hats, scarves, and squinty goggles, then pull down their pants and underwear, grab an invisible propeller, and bounce around like a lunatic, making their soft wieners spin like crazy. Ladies could do the same with their jiggling boobies as the propeller.
My uncle did this at the family reunion and got called a 'flying meatloaf.'
My cousin tried it at school and got sent to the principal's office.
My neighbor did it on the street and got chased by a cop.
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In the old days of flying, guys would put on a hat, scarf, and goggles, pull down their pants, grab a pretend propeller, and bounce around like a madman, making their soft wieners spin like a propeller. Girls could do it with their wiggly breasts.
My dad did it in front of the whole class and got called a 'flying chicken.'
My friend did it at a party and got kicked out.
My brother did it on TikTok and got 100 likes.
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Back when flying was new, guys would dress up like pilots, pull down their pants, grab a fake propeller, and bounce like a crazy man, making their soft wieners spin like a propeller. Girls could do it with their squishy boobs.
My grandfather did it at a family dinner and got called a 'flying donut.'
My sister did it at a concert and got booed by the crowd.
My friend did it in the park and got a free ice cream.
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