Early days

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The start of a relationship, like when you're still trying to figure out if they're worth the trouble. You're still too dumb to know what's coming.
Just met this guy at the bar, he asked for my number. I said sure, but I’m still not sure if he’s a one-night stand or my new husband.
My crush texted me, I replied, but I’m still confused. Is this a thing or did I just embarrass myself?
Told my mom I’m in a relationship. She said, 'That’s cute, but don’t get too excited.'
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A day when Raven gets to leave early because they’re awesome and we all know it. Everyone else has to suffer.
Raven left early today. I stayed late. I didn’t even get my coffee.
My friend Raven got to leave early. I had to finish my math homework. It was unfair.
Today was Raven’s special day. They left. I was stuck in class. I was mad.
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The best time of Green Day. Before they got famous and started acting like they were better than everyone else. The early days were full of real music, not just stupid songs for pre-teens.
I still listen to 'Basket Case' every day. It’s way better than '21 Guns.'
My dad says early Green Day was the real deal. He’s right.
I hate American Idiot. I like the old stuff better. Like way better.
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When a guy takes off his pants, grabs imaginary propeller sticks, and shakes it like a mad man. Women do the same with their boobs. It’s stupid, but it’s also kind of funny.
My uncle did that in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed. I still can’t look him in the eye.
My friend tried to do it during a presentation. He failed. Badly.
My mom did it in the kitchen. I didn’t know what to think.
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When you push yourself to get all your work done early so you can chill later while everyone else is still working their ass off.
I finished my homework at 10 AM. My friends were still stuck at 3 PM. I was cool.
I got all my work done in the morning. My classmates were still stressed at lunch.
I did my assignment early. My brother still had to finish it at night. I was a boss.
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