early cassidy

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the annoying sound of someone being loud before the sun even thinks about waking up

My neighbor started yelling at his cat at 6 AM. I want to die.

She blasted her alarm at 5:30 AM like it was a war cry.

He yelled at the microwave like it had betrayed him at 6:15 AM.

when someone is so loud in the morning that you think they’re trying to wake the dead

He screamed at his coffee like it had stolen his money.

She turned on the TV at 6 AM and it felt like a punishment.

He yelled at the shower like it was his enemy.

the sound of someone being so loud in the morning that you’re convinced they’re possessed

He howled at the toaster like it had insulted him.

She screamed at the fridge like it had stolen her snacks.

He yelled at the dog like it had done something unforgivable at 6 AM.

when someone is so loud in the morning that you think they’re trying to kill you with noise

He bellowed at the light switch like it had ruined his day.

She yelled at the mirror like it had stolen her confidence.

He screamed at the ceiling like it owed him money.

the kind of loudness in the morning that makes you want to throw something at them

He yelled at the coffee maker like it was his ex.

She screamed at the shower like it had stolen her peace.

He bellowed at the dog like it had betrayed him.