Early candlelight

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the oldest way to know it was time to get drunk and start screaming at your brother

My grandpa said early candlelight was when the sun went to sleep and the candles got angry.

I don’t need a clock, when the candles flicker, I know it’s time to fight.

Early candlelight is just a fancy way of saying ‘the kids are tired, let’s start a food fight.’

the moment your mom decides it’s time to yell at you and your brother for eating the last of the cookies

Early candlelight is when the cookies are gone and the yelling starts.

I knew it was early candlelight when my brother took the last cookie and ran.

Early candlelight means no dessert and a lot of screaming.

the ancient art of knowing it’s time to be loud and annoying

Early candlelight is when the candles start to cry and your brother starts to laugh.

You know it’s early candlelight when your dad walks in and says, ‘I’m not doing this again.’

Early candlelight is when you’re too loud and your mom calls the police.