early birthday present

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A gift you get before your birthday so you have to suffer the rest of the year knowing how good it was

My mom gave me a PS5 on March 1st. Now I have to wait 9 months to get my birthday cake.

Got my early birthday present on January 5th. Now I cry every time I see a pizza.

My dad gave me a new Xbox before my birthday. I now hate him and everyone else.

A present given before your birthday so you can’t wait for your actual day and just end up dying of excitement

My brother gave me a car on my birthday in August. I died of happiness and ran out of the house screaming.

I got my early birthday present on July 4th. I had a heart attack and a party.

My grandma gave me a diamond necklace before my birthday. I fainted and cried.

A gift you get early so you have to deal with it before your birthday and it’s just the worst thing ever

My early birthday present was a goldfish. I now hate goldfish and my mom.

I got my birthday present on April 1st. It was a goldfish. I cried and threw it out the window.

My uncle gave me a goldfish before my birthday. I now live in a fishbowl with it.