Early Bird Thursday

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Early Bird Thursday is when stores try to trick you into buying stuff before you’re even ready, like a fat kid at a buffet.

I saw a TV on sale for $100. I bought it. Now I have 3 TVs and no idea why.

My mom texted me: 'Come quick! The mall is giving free cookies if you buy something!'

My dad said, 'I’m not buying anything!' Then he bought 5 sweaters.

Early Bird Thursday is like Christmas came early, but it brought a bunch of sales and your mom’s weird new hobby.

I went to the store and bought a new phone. Now I can’t stop texting my ex.

My sister got a discount on a new pair of shoes. Now she’s walking everywhere and talking to the floor.

My dad said, 'I’m not shopping!' Then he bought a couch.

Early Bird Thursday is when stores scream at you with discounts so loud, you think you’re in a war zone.

I bought a pair of jeans for $20. Now I have 10 pairs and I don’t know why.

My friend’s dad got a 50% discount on a TV. Now he watches cartoons all day.

My mom texted me: 'There’s a sale at the store! Bring me coffee and come quick!'