Early Bird Smash

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When you decide to die in your pajamas, ignoring sleep, just to finish your homework, study, or tackle some dumb, stressful mess, and end up looking like a zombie who got hit by a truck. Not for the weak or the sane.
I stayed up until 3 AM to finish my math test. Now I look like a raccoon that got run over.
I tried to study for my science test and ended up eating a whole pizza by myself. I’m not even proud.
I tried to do all my homework in one night. My brain is now a fried egg.
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You basically burn your brain out in one night, all to get your homework done, study like a madman, or finish some dumb, stressing task, and end up being a human version of a burnt-out toaster. Don’t even try it if you’re a baby.
I stayed up all night to finish my English essay. I’m now a human shadow.
I tried to study for my history test and ended up crying in my cereal bowl. Classic.
I did all my homework in one night. Now I can’t even remember my own name.
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You decide to stay up all night just to get your homework done, study like a lunatic, or finish some dumb, stressful task, and end up looking like you’ve been through a war. Don’t even bother if you’re not a monster.
I tried to finish my math homework in one night. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a ghost.
I stayed up all night to study. My eyes are now glowing like a mad scientist.
I tried to do everything in one night. Now I sound like a broken record.
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