early bird

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A person who wakes up so early they think the sun is a thief stealing their sleep.

'I’m up at 5 AM because I think the sun is a thief.'

'I woke up early and I’m already mad at the world.'

'He’s an early bird, and he’s already cussing the day.'

A guy who gets out of bed before his coffee is even warm and is already annoying everyone.

'He’s an early bird and he’s already yelling at the toaster.'

'I woke up and my roommate was already out of bed and yelling at the day.'

'He’s up at 6 AM and already cussing the sunrise.'

A person who cums so fast they don’t even know what happened.

'He’s an early bird and he cummed before I even finished my first sip of coffee.'

'She was an early bird and cummed before I even got out of bed.'

'He’s an early bird and he cummed before I even blinked.'

A way to start a whole day of drinking by getting drunk before most people even wake up.

'I did the early bird thing and I’m already drunk at 5 AM.'

'He started the early bird and he’s still drinking at midnight.'

'She did the early bird and she’s already wasted before the sun came up.'

When your junk pops out of your pants like it’s trying to escape the day.

'I did the early bird and my junk popped out of my pants.'

'He did the early bird and his junk was out before the sun came up.'

'She did the early bird and her junk was out before her coffee was even warm.'

A vacation buddy who’s up before the sun and thinks they’re the best person ever.

'He’s the early bird and he thinks he’s the best person on the trip.'

'She’s an early bird and she thinks she’s the main character of the vacation.'

'He’s the early bird and he’s already annoyed the whole group at 6 AM.'

A holiday shopping event that happens one day earlier because corporations are cheap and lazy.

'They started early bird shopping so they can steal your money one day earlier.'

'Early bird shopping is just Black Friday but with less time and more stress.'

'They made early bird shopping because they’re cheap and lazy.'