Early As Balls

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Getting up before the sun can even think about showing its face.

I woke up at 0300 because my bladder had a death wish.

My alarm was so loud it scared the neighbor's cat into a panic attack.

I was up before my coffee had a chance to wake up.

Rising up so early it feels like you were born during a blackout.

I got up at 0300 because my brain was too busy fighting my pillow.

I woke up before my dog even yawned.

I was out of bed before my coffee had a chance to think about it.

Getting up so fast it looks like you were shot out of a cannon.

I was up at 0300 because my bladder was a ticking time bomb.

I woke up before the sun could even blink.

I got out of bed before my coffee even had a chance to brew.