Earlwood

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A place where the only people who aren't Greeks are rich people who think they're better than everyone else and still manage to be annoying.
My cousin lives in Earlwood and spends all his time at the euro bar drinking frappes and talking about his cousin's cousin.
I went to Earlwood once and the only thing I saw was a Greek man smoking like it was his job.
My friend says Earlwood is the best place to live, but I think that's just because he works at the frappe shop there.
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A town where Greeks sit around drinking frappes and smoking like it's a sport and the rich people just stand there and think they're cool.
I tried to move to Earlwood, but the Greeks looked at me like I was a weirdo who didn't know what frappe was.
My uncle lives in Earlwood and he still says he's not Greek but he acts like it.
I went to the euro bar in Earlwood and the only thing I wanted was to leave.
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A suburb filled with Greeks who sit at the euro bar all day drinking frappes and smoking, and rich people who think they're the best thing since sliced bread.
My friend's mom lives in Earlwood and spends all her time at the frappe bar and smoking like it's a hobby.
I tried to visit Earlwood once and I was overwhelmed by the amount of Greeks and frappes.
My cousin says Earlwood is the best place to live, but I think that's just because he works at the euro bar.
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