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Earl and Tyler teaming up like two trashy celebrities at a buffet.
Earl and Tyler are like a double helping of meatloaf at a dinner party.
They’re the reason I can’t eat pizza without thinking about drama.
They’re the worst kind of best friends, like a messy divorce with free snacks.
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Earl and Tyler hanging out like two fat kids in a candy store.
They’re the kind of duo that makes a candy store break out in a sweat.
They’re like a candy bar that’s also a fight.
They’re the reason I now hate gummy worms.
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Earl and Tyler being besties like two rats in a garbage can.
They’re the kind of friends who fight over the last crumb of pizza.
They’re like a garbage can that’s also a wrestling ring.
They’re the reason I now fear garbage cans.
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