earlvis

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The most manly man ever, all women want him. He’s like an earl and a king in one. Women can’t help but drool.

My ex is an earlvis. I still have nightmares about him.

I saw him at the bar. I almost got kicked out for screaming his name.

He walked by and my dog went crazy. My dog doesn’t even like meat.

An earlvis is a man so manly, women throw their bras at him. He’s the king of all men, and women are just his servants.

I threw my bra at him. He caught it and winked. I cried.

He walked into the gym and the weights started sweating.

My sister said he was an earlvis. I didn’t believe her until I saw him eat a whole pizza.

An earlvis is the manliest man you’ve ever seen. Women go crazy for him. He’s like a man version of a superhero, but with more hair.

He walked into the class, and the teacher had to stop the lesson for 10 minutes.

I tried to be an earlvis, but I just ended up eating a donut in front of everyone.

He smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.