earlucinations

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made-up noises you think you hear, usually because your brain is fried or you’re high as a kite.

My dog just barked at a ghost. Or maybe it was my mom’s loud snoring. Either way, I’m not dealing with this nonsense anymore.

I swear I heard my toaster whispering secrets to my fridge. It’s a conspiracy.

I thought my neighbor was yelling at me. Turns out it was just my own voice echoing like a lunatic.

when you hear things that aren’t there, like your brain is trying to trick you into going insane.

I heard my cat talking to my plants. I’m not crazy. They’re just plotting against me.

My microwave started singing show tunes. I’m not going to question it anymore.

I thought my dad was shouting at me. It was just my mom yelling at the TV.

fake sounds in your head, like your brain is playing a prank on you and you’re too tired to fight back.

I heard my brother’s sneaker talking to my sock. That’s not normal.

I thought my TV was talking to me. Turns out it was my roommate’s loud snoring.

I heard my pencil screaming in agony. I gave it a high-five and it stopped.

noises you make up because you’re either high, tired, or your brain is on vacation.

I heard my fridge arguing with my microwave. I’m not going to ask why.

I thought my mom was yelling at me. It was just my dad’s loud burps.

I heard my pencil singing a song. I’m not going to question it.

when your brain makes up sounds because it’s too lazy to do real work.

I heard my dog talking to my cat. They’re plotting against me.

I thought my neighbor was yelling at me. It was just my own brain being annoying.

I heard my pencil laughing at me. I’m not going to fight it.