Earlton

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A flannel shirt that only rich lazy bastards wear because they don’t have to work in the bush. It’s the only thing they ever wear, even to church. People in Earlton think they’re fancy just because they own one.
My uncle wears his Earlton shirt every day, even when he’s pooping.
I saw a guy wearing an Earlton shirt at the grocery store. He looked like he just walked out of a bear’s ass.
My mom says my dad’s Earlton shirt is the only thing he owns that doesn’t smell like old socks.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Getting hit in the face with breast milk is like getting slapped by a drunk cow. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s usually followed by a lot of laughter and probably a vomit bag.
My cousin got blasted with breast milk at his brother’s wedding. He looked like a soggy taco.
I got hit with breast milk at the bar. I still haven’t forgiven the guy.
My boss blasted me with breast milk during a meeting. I quit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Earlton is a name that means ‘Priceless’ but also ‘Warrior’s Settlement.’ So if you’re named Earlton, you’re either a rich nobleman or a tough guy who fights bears. Either way, you’re probably smart and don’t let people down.
My friend Earlton never lets people down. He even showed up to my funeral.
My brother is named Earlton. He fought a bear and won. I just sat there and cried.
I’m named Earlton. I’m smart, I’m noble, and I don’t let people down. Mostly.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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